Only Ben could link STDs to Pokemon
me: so whats up? what are you doing tonight?
Ben: internet dating. oh yeah, lively social life.This girl wants someone to plow her in front of her fiance.
me: That's different.
Ben: Some of these are like fun human interest stories
me: Well...go for it, you'll have stories to tell the Grandkids.
Ben: I sent a message before i even read the profile and she wrote back saying, "okay, cool. you read what i want, right?"
I'm trying to do this with maximum efficiency.STDs are like pokemon.
me: hahaha, very nice.
Ben: go ahead, say it.
gotta catch 'em all!
i choose you, hepatitis!
hepeeeee hepeeee
May 9th